Just My Thoughts For This Day

Let us celebratethe occasion with wine and sweet words.
– Plautus

Inside every olderperson is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Cora Harvey Armstrong

Age is a high priceto pay for maturity.
– Tom Stoppard

What most personsconsider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
– Voltaire

Every man overforty is a scoundrel.
– George Bernard Shaw

Age is strictly acase of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

– Jack Benny

Youth is happybecause it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to seebeauty never grows old.

– Franz Kafka

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollarhaircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. 

-Sam Ewing

Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste iton children. 

-George Bernard Shaw

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old youwere? 

-Satchel Paige

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether ithad happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so Icannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to goto pieces like this but we all have to do it. 

-Mark Twain

Middle age is when your age starts to show around yourmiddle. 

-Bob Hope

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now. 

-Author Unknown

Old age is fifteen years older than I am. 

-Oliver Wendell Holmes

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I getonce every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked todiscover how much stronger the Earth’s gravitational pull has become since1990. 

-Dave Barry

The great thing about getting older is that you don’t loseall the other ages you’ve been. 

-Madeleine L’Engle

I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect juststanding up fast. 

-Author Unknown

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkledand bald they don’t recognize you 

-Bennett Cerf

Grow old with me!  The best is yet to be. 

-Robert Browning

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