Help, I Haven’t Fallen and Can’t Get Up
Today’s Dove chocolate advice:
“If you fall down 7 times, get up 8.”
Tried it, but the 8th one threw me. Didn’t know how to get up if I hadn’t fallen.
Unless I purposely fell an eighth time, but that seemed self-defeating.
Or I only pretended to fall an eighth time, but that seemed dishonest.
Trying to figure out the physics of the advice only made my head spin, which increased the chance of falling an 8th time – and then what? Fall six more times to make another seven?
Finally decided it was a typo.
Fell seven times, went to bed, got up at 8.